cool ass little website, doo-dah, doo-dah

cool place to get some birthday info!

friday's feast

FRIDAY'S FEAST!!!

Appetizer
Do you button shirts top-to-bottom or bottom-to-top?
top to bottom, unless i mess up, then, i'll bottom up

Soup
What is your favorite sandwich?
tomato and mozzarella

Salad
What was a family project you helped work on as a child?
painting my grandparent's house, green!

Main Course
When have you acted phony?
once or twice i've been kind of standoffish to a person if i like them a lot. just once or twice, usually i throw myself at people...like a fricken idiot.

Dessert
Do you write letters or postcards? If so, to whom?
yes. to people i love. girlfriends mainly. i also write letters to my son, for him to open when he's all grown up, wondering what was going on in his mommy's head when he was a little boy....to help him make sense of things possibly....he might not give a darn though....

much more fun

the Ham (42% dark, 53% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 23% on darkness You scored higher than 71% on spontaneity You scored higher than 38% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

a little on the silly side...

More Emotional You have: 70% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and 77% EMOTIONAL INTUITION

The graph on the right represents your place in Intuition 2-Space. As you can see, you scored well above average on emotional intuition and above average on scientific intuition.Your emotional intuition is stronger than your scientific intuition. Your Emotional Intuition score is a measure of how well you understand people, especially their unspoken needs and sympathies. A high score score usually indicates social grace and persuasiveness. A low score usually means you're good at Quake. Your Scientific Intuition score tells you how in tune you are with the world around you; how well you understand your physical and intellectual environment. People with high scores here are apt to succeed in business and, of course, the sciences. Try my other test! The 3 Variable Funny Test It rules.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 56% on Scientific You scored higher than 82% on Interpersonal

Link: The 2-Variable Intuition Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Friday's Feast

Appetizer
Name 3 qualities that are important to you in friendship.
the ability to be silly, the ability to be serious, and honesty
Soup
If you could dream about anything tonight, what would the subject matter be?
hot sex please
Salad
Do you usually make an effort to personally thank people who do favors for you?
yep
Main Course
If you had to go out of town for an extended period of time, who would you trust to take care of your home and belongings?
obvious
Dessert
How do you react to practical jokes when they're played on you?
not well, i'm afraid..i'm way too analytical and would seriously begin to doubt my senses

well, that was fun....not.

not sure about this one

You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

i didn't think this was right

You Are Chinese Food

Exotic yet ordinary. People think they've had enough of you, but they're back for more in an hour.

What Kind of Food Are You?